1.  Do you have any rum?

A = No.

2.  What kind of beer do you sell?

A = Cold.  Does it really matter?

3.  When do you sell crab dinners?

A = Dinners go on sale at noon on Saturday.

4.  Can I buy a weekend pass?

A = You sure can.  In fact, you’ll save money, plus you can get a large coffee for $1.54 at Tim Horton’s when you show your pass.

5.  Who is Eugene?

A = Eugene is the legendary bead bearer.  ‘Nuff said.